Jwnei

Jwnei? JWNEI??? YOU RACIST. YOU CALLING ME JWNEI JUST BECAUSE MY FEET TURN PURPLE ON EVERY FULL MOON? YOU ARE ONE PREPOSTEROUS FELLOW.

GIVE ME BACK MY TOP HAT

Top Hat

Tahpot. Tah pot. Teh pot. The pot. Pot the. Ehttop. Eh, ttop? Eh, top? Pothe!

Seriously though, what's a Jwnei?

A Jwnei is the infamous battle cry issued by the Zulu Parcheesi Sambo Sango Sangu when his army was led into battle on September 29th, 192October. It contained 4 verses, 1 long and annoying bridge no one was fond of, and 41 Slovenian ligers.

Lyrics are as follows:

AAAAAAAAA LULU ZULU FUFU
ACH MEI REIN FOR LOFF
UNO DEEBEN GROUPEN GLUBEN

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera