Kazdan Paratus

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“Don't worry, Masters. I'll defend you from this Sith crap.”

Kazdan Paratus factfile

  • Sex: Male, alien (He is too weird. At first I thought he was a girl)
  • Status: Insane-deceased (Galen Marek killed him, planet: Raxus Prime)
  • Hair colour: Bald
  • Species: Aleena
  • Cybernetics: Robotic arms on back
  • Affiliation: Jedi order, Galactic Republic

Kazdan Paratus is one of the few Jedi that survived order 66. He is known to be called the "Insane Jedi". Once Darth Vader found where Kazdan was hiding, he sent his apprentice Galen Marek to take care of him. As Galen went to hunt him down, Darth Vader warned him that he might not succeed.

Accusations of Untrue Facts on this Page

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHOEVER MADE THIS PAGE HAD BETTER NAME THEMSELF BECAUSE I AM User:Kazdanparatus AND I'M NOT DEAD! YOU LITTLE *BEEP*ING *BEEP*ER! YOU'RE GONNA MOTHER *BEEP*ING DIE WHEN I FIND OUT YOU'RE *BEEP*ING IP ADDRESS! THAT SITH CRAP GALEN MAREK ONLY BRUISED ME ON THE SHIN! I USED MY JEDI POWERS TO MAKE THAT JACKASS THINK I WAS DEAD YOU MORON! I'M KAZDAN PARATUS, AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE WITHOUT BEING INSULTED! *BEEP*!