Keith the giant hamster

"Hey" said keith "im a jiant hamster.".

Ands that was what he was. Nearly. UNTIL

PEOPLE FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY A giant mouse.

"i am shocked at this discovery" commented an ageing pear without life insurance. "absouloutley shocked. I cant think of a word that better descibes it."

A man comes out of a double decker duck and exclaimes to the demented pear "I KNOW!!!"

the pear goes: what?

"MORE SHOCKED THAN GUBBLER THE 4TH!!!"

the pear goes: whos gubbler the 4th?

"MY GRANDFATHERS MISTRESS, SUSSANA THE 8th"

whos susana the 8th?

and so it goes......... AD NUASUEM