Kow
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And then I said "Gosh, what a livid poppy holders blueberrie, waffle my souffle." The suddenly, konichiwa.
I was walking down the road, you see, when I saw a cow. Yes, a kow.
A LEMON!
It was chewing some grass.
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I froze instantly, willing myself to stay still, to not make a sound. I feared the cow would see me, but it continued to chew on some grass. My heartbeat quickened, my hands went sweaty, and satay sauce noodles. That sentence had a slight deficit of verbs! Cool!
Then I remembered what my grandfather had said, fifty-five years ago last Tuesday.
“Fnurdlepop!”
It didn’t really make a difference to my situation, but I remembered it anyway.
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This however, is NOT a cow.
The final chapter
There this lemon, see. Yes, a cow.
It was chewing some grass.
THE END.