Lebanon

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Lesbanon is a city somewhere near, or possibly in, Israel. Or Palestine, whatever does it for you. Famously twinned with Brighton since the 1950's it is the five times cultural capital of the world, famously sporting a diverse community and a prominent gay scene in the outer regions.

Everyone there is an strict muslim and, by law and definition, hetrosexual.



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