License Please!
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- Officer: License and registration please.
- Me: Oh.. One second... Where did I put that god damn- Oh here you go.
- Officer: Hm... This doesn't look like you.
- Me: Oh. That was me before Atkins.
- Officer: Oh. I'm on Weight Watchers me self.
- Me: Oh.. I miss bread though...
- Officer: Yeah. That's why I'm on Weight Watchers. Good day.