Lightsaber saber sabersword
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Lightsaber saber saberswords are quite a mouthful to say. But don't go around trying to eat them! The mystery of these swords are shrouded with a whole lot of cheese. Jar Jar Binks discovered the secret of making them when he filled what he thought was a cup with blue chu jelly. Instead of getting poisoned, his head was cleanly zapped off.
Types of Lightsaber saber Saberswords
There are 110 different types of lightsaber saber saberswords:
- Purple (made from purple chu jelly)
- Green (made from green chu jelly, and the favorite of Yoda)
- Red (made from red chu jelly and are used for Valentine's Day gifts)
- Blue (made from blue chu jelly)
- Schmargle-Orange for those who can't count in binary.
Uses
Lightsaber saber saberswords have many uses such as:
- Being a delicious, nutritious snack
- Being able make people's head asplode.
- Being able to act as a flash light in places fogged up with a whole lot of cheese.
- And... Much more! ORDER NOW!(only $299.99.99 plus shipping and handling)