Linux users
Linux Pwns You!! Linux is the best operating system, The Mother, The Granddaddy! Linux is reliable, stable, and open-source! Linux Pwns You!! Linux is also known as Tux, The Best Penguin, The Penguin God, Silent Penguin in Disguise!! Linux Pwns You!!
Linux Pwns You!!
That is Correct, Linux Pwns You!! grep, rm, the Works!! Windows doesn't have that!! Windows sucks! Linux Pwns You!! Linux is the Best Ever, and if you Disagree, you're Wrong!! Linux Pwns You!!
Linux Pwns Windows!!
Windows Is A Bunch of junky Junky junk!! It can't even run ls! Windows can eat my pie!! Linux pwns You, Linux Pwns Windows!! Linux pwns Windows 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 3.1, 3.11, Windows for Workgroups, Windows NT 4.0, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server, and everything else!! Linux Pwns You and Windows!!
Linux Pwns Macs!!
Macs are for people who Aren't Cool! Macs are expensive!! Linux is free!! Macs are based off of BSD, Macs Suck!!! You Suck, Because Linux is better than you!! Linux pwns Macs!!