Liquid Ham

No one knows what Liquid Ham is for sure, as all those that have come in contact with is have died soon after, but here are some examples of what it is not:

• A puppy

• A puppy and its mother

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out when the puppy's long lost brother is served to them as the main dish

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out when the puppy's long lost brother is served to them as the main dish, with a side order of yellow.

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out when the puppy's long lost brother is served to them as the main dish, with a side order of yellow, which actually turned out to be a musty orange, the puppy and its mother sent this back, and continued to eat the brother dish.

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out when the puppy's long lost brother is served to them as the main dish, with a side order of yellow, which actually turned out to be a musty orange, the puppy and its mother sent this back, and continued to eat the brother dish. what they did not know was that the

brother pup owed a gang some treatz and they were out for revenge.

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out when the puppy's long lost brother is served to them as the main dish, with a side order of yellow, which actually turned out to be a musty orange, the puppy and its mother sent this back, and continued to eat the brother dish. what they did not know was that the brother pup owed a gang some treatz and they were out for revenge. the gang came into the restaurant, and there was a major gun fight. Little did that particular gang know that there was a secret agent sitting in the corner who had just organised an airstrike on the building, because the secret service had been looking to kill this gang for a long time now.

• A puppy and its mother both enjoying a nice meal out when the puppy's long lost brother is served to them as the main dish, with a side order of yellow, which actually turned out to be a musty orange, the puppy and its mother sent this back, and continued to eat the brother dish. what they did not know was that the brother pup owed a gang some treatz and they were out for revenge. the gang came into the restaurant, and there was a major gun fight. Little did that particular gang know that there was a secret agent sitting in the corner who had just organised an airstrike on the building, because the secret service had been looking to kill this gang for a long time now. KABOOOOOOOM!!!

• A 1934 grand piano.