List of things

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This is a list of things. Not people, like George Bush. Not places, like Illogiland. Not ideas, like a mental image of some food. THINGS.

Living things

Animals

Plants

Grass

Trees

Vines

Blobby thingies

Bacteria

Nonliving things

Things that used to be part of something alive

Fruits

Citrus fruits

Footnotes

  1. I'm dead serious. This grass vonts to suck your blood.
  2. Because your ear is a citrus fruit.
  3. That's right, your ear is a citrus fruit. Another reason why to eat your ears.