Lube Nugget Versus The STI Scary Alleyway
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THE CLIMATIC BATTLE ~ A CATACLYSMIC HEATED TENSE DRAMATIC POLITE MASSACRE FIGHT VERBAL CONFLICT DEBATE ARGUMENT DISCUSSION ON THE DEADLY SEMANTICS OF ROUTE PLANNING, WITH DEATH PHRASES!!!!!!!!!!!1
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"Bloody 'ell Tubbers," said Maloney, stopping dead in his tracks. "Are you seriously proposing we go down there?" indicating the shady alleway in front of them. "It looks dangerous."
Tubbers, a chicken nugget that had come to life when lube had been poured all over it turned to face his friend. This was just like old times "Come on Maloney, this is just like old times." Hey I just said that! "FUCK YOU" he yelled, before unloading his waterpistol deep into my eye.
"Maloney Maloney Maloney, when have I ever steered you wrong?"
Maloney thought for a second. He had only just met this gravity and logic defying nugget, and the thought he might still get to eat it before the night was out hadn't yet been banished. "Well, considering this is our first adventure, I guess that means you haven't steered me wrong before. Okay, I trust you." concluded Maloney, taking Lube Nugget's hand.
"That's my boy. Let's skip."
Chapter 2: A Hero's Welcome An Overdue Sex and the City DVD
Maloney was in agony. His thighs hurt and his navel was on fire. "Damm it Lube Nugget! I told you that alleyway looked dodgy! How am I going to explain chlamydia to mum?!"
But Lube Nugget had his own problems to focus on. He'd been beaten up, had his free toy taken and contracted bird flu from a predatory bargain bucket. "Just don't show her your wilkins then kiddo."
"Oh, you mean I'm not meant to do that?"