MAKING A STRING OF MOLTEN HORSE CREAM

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MR FAD HELLO. CAN YOU DIRECT ME TO THE SHOWERS?


yes sire. jug of sponge weasels

Later...

HA NO! YOU HEALTHY POLE! YOU'VE NEGOTIATED ME INTO FOLLOWING A BICYCLE. WERE DOES IT LEAD TO?

WAIT LET ME GUESS! UH..........

I DON'T GIVE A TOSS WHERE IT LEADS TO JUST GIVE ME A MAP OF THE SURROUNDING AREA!!

Cat Hats were I am, inside everyone. I am resident there for a couple of days. But staying a long time, enough to burn my documents in the jacuzzi. enjoy a friendly pat on the back. NOl. drawing myself a tapeworm the size of you fathers mothers aunt!!!!!

YOU CLEAN WELL MANNERED PERSON. onto a journey that will last two seconds with a recite to be picked up before you ride. that's it now hop onto the non moving, oblong sock. Hold my chocolate triangle while I pay some money. NOT!! Coming onto the rail now.... that's it you can fall upwards if you want...... not that much upwards........ turn left and head for the wooden shed filled with curious of little value. tHats more than your bags can hold,,, you talented ship.

Tank of little used maps, written by foot and reprinted with permission from Joe the underweight soapstone

staying in the flat flood walls. In the line going strait up the indents, which are mentors I'm sure. Come now you slow horse, lead us to the rubbish tip of joyful old.

oops I flew!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm flying with the might of my puny arms! They are lubricated by the water balloons and can therefore make me bungle my way to hear!! Come on you small rolls of concrete tissue! Now we ride for the last time, leastwise until this hour is up, then we ride non-stop until the moon rises. Thats that now, lets walk slowly. Up. Too that deserted ocean,..,

finite area hoardings

WAIT LET ME GUESS! UH.......... YOU WANT TO SEE THAT WELL KNOWN MAP I GAVE YOU OF THE FINITE AREA?? COME UP WITH YOU THEN! I'LL SHOW EVERYONE MY SCANTLY CLAD HYENA AND THEN WE'LL BE OFF THE BOX INTO IT>>