MY HEADPHONES NO WORK NO MORE

I WAS SITTIG IN MY BREDROOM WITH MY IPOD ON AS LOUD AS GO.

ALL SUDDEN

MY MUSIC STOP HEARING INTO MY EAR.

i SCREAM AND YELL BUT Y MY HEADPHONN NO WORK.

I THROW HEADPHONE ACROSS ROOM BUT IT STILL NO MAKE SOUND

I GIVE IT BLOOD TRANSDFUSION

AND DUMP SOME BLOOD ON IT

BUT IT STILL NOT WORK

SO I HIT IT WITH HAMMER

AND THROW IT OUT WINDOW

AND SHOOT IT WITH BAZOOKA GUN MISSILE GRENADE EXPLODE DEMOLISH

BUT IT STILL NOT WORK

SO I OFFER IT MONEY IN LARGE SUMS

$1,000,000,000,000

I TAKE OUT LOAN TO PAY IT

LOAN TAKE ME 67000 YEARS TO PAY BBACK

I PAY BACK LOAN FROM DEAD

BUT MR. HEADPHONE STILL STAY BROKE

SO I STAB IT

AND RAPE IT

AND THROW THINGS AT IT

AND BLOW IT UP

AND STEP ON IT

AND DESTROY IT

AND SAY TO MYSELF

HOW MANY

HOW MANY

HOW MANY OF TIMES????????????