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Bowsers! Bowsers! Bowsers! Bowsers! Bowsers!

Now that we've got that out of the way, meet me yesterday at the running infinities. Green mice.

I got shot for a wheel once, when I was five. I gah ONE WAY! JUST LIKE THAT!

DON'T BE GOT THA WEEEEEH OOOOH WEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOOOWEEEOOOO! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

Man the Wikipe-Tans!

Suiseisekis, start your Desus!

Orange Turtles

“Oh boy, it's MAFF TIME!”

- Melvin Geeko McNerdypants on Maff

“My name is not Melvin Geeko McNerdypants!”

- MathPoet on Tomorrow
 __  EEINF! EEINF! EEINF!
/  \
\ /              I
 \----__   ___     LURVE
 L\--/oo\__\ /        MUDKIPS   
   | \^^/___ |
  / \ ~~    \_\
 /   \
/     \

That had nothing to do with URfaceisback.

What's a Peach? That's a sweetums. Good brass.

One time, I was walking down the street, and I was five, and so I was carrying a wheel, as mooses are apt to not do, and some dude walked up to me, and he was all like "dude, give me that wheel", and I'm all like "EEINF EEINF EEINF" and he said "no I want it, give it to me!" and I was all like "no" and so he was all like BLAM BLAM and he pulled out a gun and, he, like, shot me.