Magnificent Cushion

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Out of particularly sticky pockets

ON THE FLOOR WHERE ONCE REMINISCED "I once couldn't open my mouth and have more than a loud scream come out."

It'



A lovely cushion shaped like a trail of footprints of people who uncomfortable tramped in to ground trampled angry in to squish.

THIS MEANS

Immersed, smothered, can't breathe in to mattress.

Feathers, I CAN MAKE MYSELF FLY IF I SIT IN A FEATHER MATTRESS LONG ENOUGH FAEATHERS BECOME PART OF MY BODY

You just don't like standing up

YES I DO

You just don't like how things is without this constant noise

YES I DO

"I CAN MAKE MYSELF FLY"


no you cant