Manhole

Manholes first appeared in 1943 in the dark ages. The pope said that a spoon was a too powerful weapon, so he forbid them. Together with the nazis, he made the manholes. These were holes in the ground through witch you get to the church and have to listen to Nazis talking about a double rainbow. The only way to stop this madness was to fill the hole with crossbow arrows so you can't fall in.