Mao Zedong

Mao Zedong, also known as Mow Tezong, Cow Tesong, Help Zekong, and Joseph Stalin (1976-2009) was a famous American performer of the arts. Zedong is renowned for creating the moonwalk, which Jack Michaelson stole for good measure. Zedong was a whiny brat and got his way before moving to China so he could run over an old guy who stole all the pepper steak.

Zedong is also a complete moron and loved to suck eggs. Nonetheless, Zedong also added nothing to American culture with his evil Satanic dances (Not that America had any culture outside of competitive eating). Also, he was great friends with Thomas Paine, some old guy who yells at little kids for peeing on his lawn. Zedong died in 2009 by a huge pizza hitting him on the head and his brain squeezing out his ear. The only legacy Zedong left is that if you have a fancy name, it can be spelled soooo many weird ways.