Maple syrup

Maple syrup is a liquid, solid and a gas from Canada that is only developed once a year, in October, if the fat lady sings.

Maple Syrup

To acquire maple syrup, you need to access bank account #55501929-555-A at your local branch. This will transfer 500 of your currency to a Nigerian Prince. You should receive your maple syrup within 5 days. If not, send another 500 of your currency.

Maple syrup cannot be consumed in its solid or gas form, or it could cause molecular decohesion (that's bad). When consumed in liquid form, it should only be consumed with a bread-like substance, any other substances turn maple syrup into a poison.