Mashed Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes is an old English dish meaning "Mashed Potatoes". It originated in the part of England that people in America can actually somewhat understand.
Mashed Potatoes consists of 3 simple ingredients: Captain Crunch, Plastic Grocery Bags, and Horse Semen. Each of these ingredients is 100% organic and is only found in the wild.
Mashed Potatoes is not really mashed at all. The drunken Englishmen who created it called it Mashed Potatoes because well, it looked like mashed potatoes. But you all know by now, that there are no potatoes at all. The creation process starts with several women put the captain crunch in a wooden barrel. The begin to step on the cereal over and over again. Yes, their feet are very messy. The next step is wrapping the crushed crunch is grocery bags. That's why sometimes mashed potatoes are difficult to digest. The last step is coating the bags containing the Captain Crunch with the Horse Semen.
Mashes Potatoes are served in special occasions and most large family dinners. A popular day Mashed Potatoes is used on is Thanksgiving, where nobody gives thanks because us Americans don't really even know what Thanksgiving is about. Same with every Tim Allen Christmas special on ABC Family teaching us the true meaning of Christmas. "Not about presents? LOL wUt?"
Mashed Potatoes have greatly changed the world as we know it. It has brought together families and fed the homeless. But more importantly, it has greatly controlled the grocery bag and horse populations.
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