Maths

Whoops(BOOM HEADSHOT)! did you mean Mathematics?

“How sex is related to math: "Add the right mood, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and mulitply."”
- Phil O'Sophy

If we accept that:

$Testicles=(Sex-Wrinkles)Manliness''$

We all know that Sex = 69, and that Wrinkles = Age. Testicles being 16 years old makes the equation looks like this:

$Testicles=(69-16)Man=53*Man''$

Manliness is determeined at birth by the sperm and the egg, sooooo:

$Man=XY''$

Taking that into account the equation finally resembles this:

$Testicles=53*XY=53XY$

So, in conclusion Testicles is SEXY:

“Sir, are you sure there wasn't any algerithms in that drink?”
- on Student

“Who the hell are you?”
- on Drunken Maths Teacher

“Careful Zero, before I subtract your head from your shoulders!”
- on The "Mathematician" on how he PWN5 1337ly

“Sir, what are you doing under your desk with no clothes on?”
- on Student

“Mathe!”
- on Maths Teacher

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