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Whoops(BOOM HEADSHOT)! did you mean Mathematics?


“How sex is related to math: "Add the right mood, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and mulitply."”



Proof that Testicles is Sexy:


If we accept that:

We all know that Sex = 69, and that Wrinkles = Age. Testicles being 16 years old makes the equation looks like this:

Manliness is determeined at birth by the sperm and the egg, sooooo:

Taking that into account the equation finally resembles this:


So, in conclusion Testicles is SEXY:


“Sir, are you sure there wasn't any algerithms in that drink?”

- on Student

“Who the hell are you?”

- on Drunken Maths Teacher

“Careful Zero, before I subtract your head from your shoulders!”

- on The "Mathematician" on how he PWN5 1337ly

“Sir, what are you doing under your desk with no clothes on?”

- on Student

“Mathe!”

- on Maths Teacher

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