Me No Speaky The English

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This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

<IRC>

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, sorry, me no speake english good
Stranger: where are you from
You: sprechen zie franche?
Stranger: oui
Stranger: Francehi, sorry, me no speake english good
You: bugger, i only speak english.
You: sorry old bean
Stranger: lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: You gotta be kidding
Stranger: I wondered that
You: sorry what?
Stranger: "me no speake english" nobody says that
You: sorry, i don't understand
You: i dont speak any english
You: please speak french
Stranger: even people who doesn't speak
Stranger: merci
Stranger: mercie
You: that way i can understand you
Stranger: mercibocu
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.