Mental Capacity
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
You don't seriously mean everyone I know has something better to do than converse inanely with me?
- Seriously?
- Wow.
- Ah to hell with the lot of you.
- I don't need friends!
- I always have my imagination.
- That's like half a friend.
- Maybe an acquaintence you're on nodding terms with.
- And oh how I'll nod!
- I need a hobby.
- The hobby rejected me!
- The bastard.
- Apparently I came on too strong, am meant to leave enthusiasm for the second date.
- Like that'll work.
- ..I guess there's always escapism, I made it to second base with her.
- but she is with that new man, fiction.
- And he says he's hung like a donkey. But non-fiction has hinted otherwise.
- I love them two, always fighting. We should get 'em back on wikipedia, that always solved the problem. Seems to help them put aside their diffrences and become a team again.
- Hey, suicide wants to meet up, cool!