Metal

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Metal is a shiny thing that you can rub things against. If you polish it enough you can see not only your reflection but also a mirror image of the whole universe rolled up into a double super coil.

Be wise. Do not rub it too much or everything will deflate.

History of metalinguistic

Metal has long been revered by erasers. You'll understand after you've looked at metal.