Pregnant Midgets

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But, really? That's nothing to joke about. I mean, I saw a midget fish, and it tried to eat others ten times its size.

Now, imagine a pregnant midget fish. That's scary.

Even scarier than sharks on a plane.

...wait.

That midget fphish has Aphex Twin's fphace. Holisht though, there's a normal person growing in the womb of that midget...