Milk

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“YAAAAOOOOOW LET GO OF MY NIPPLES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SQUEEZED YOURS UNTIL FLUID CAME OUT? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT'S MILK? YAAOW! I SAID LET GO!

- The Cow

Hmm, what else could it be... OMFG NO! I drank a gallon of that stuff! *cries*

Wait a minute, Holy Crap, a talking cow!!!

I gotta stop eating that green ketchup.

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