Mitt Romney
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Romney being called upon by Jesus to bring unsaved Liberals to the light
Willard Bartholomew Q. E. Pluribus Matthew "Mitt" Romney was formerly the governor of Massachusetts, and currently seeks the Officious Office of Promiscuous of the United Steaks of America. He loves, no hates, no loves abortion and ObamneyCare! He resembles some dude with slick hair, but he is really a chameleon; no one knows what position he will support this very second. Romney was a guy.....who wore a tie.
Early Life
Romney was a result of the Grand Old Party's Rhino Experiment.
Political Career
“I believe abortion should be safe and legal”
“I am officially pro-life”
Romney is used to pandering to get votes of the independent minded (literally, for those whose minds left their brains). Therefore, he changes his mind a lot.
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