Monkey Sword Fights

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A Monkey Sword Fight is a sport watched in Most Parts of the world in the 1800s.

History

Monkey Sword Fights were created in 1792 by Chavy Bobson-Chavs (he was a monkey) and are equivalent to wat football is now).

The first monkey sword team was Madrid-BRAPZ MFC created in 1801 by R. McChavso. They were cancelled in 1822 after Chavy Bobson-Chavs was assasinated by an unknown hairy person in a McKenzie jacket.

The best monkey sword team of all time was Liverpool-SFE MFC. They won 2 trophies.

CHAVS WAT?

Sing it to the tune of 'YOU WOT?' by DJ Q and MC Bonez

Big up all the chavs again, keep on playin yet again!

Chavvy B on the mic

YOU WOT!! YOU WOT!!

We kill all the vibe!

YOU WOT!! YOU WOT!!

The End Really please not

I'm afraid so its finished but it is UNDER CONSTRUCTION SO PLEASE HELP.