Moon Poodles
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“Oh crap. My balloon just popped. Damned Moon Poodles.”
Look, a puddle. Er, I mean poodle. Damn. I forgot what I was talking about already. I must be pretty stupid.
Moon Poodles you moron.
Oh, yes! I remember now! I was talking about Moon Poodles. Do you know what Moon Poodles are?
Yes, you retard.
Hey, I wasn't talking to you. Why do't you go leave or something?
How about I kill myself?
Sounds like a deal. Need a gun?
No, I have one.
Good.
Well, actually I'm going to kill you. Not myself.
Wait, no! Please don'! WA--
BLAM.
THE END.