Mop Bomb
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a Mop Bomb
The Mop Bomb is an explosive device disguised as a mop.
Effects of a Mop Bomb
When a Mop Bomb is activated, it subdues it's victims in three stages:
Stage I
Whoever is touching the mop is immediately incinerated.
Stage II
The mop bomb becomes sentient.
Stage III
All hair within a five-mile radius is turned into mops.
Stage IV
Things get moppy, very moppy indeed. It's at this stage someone has to stick a 'Caution: Wet Floor' sign down to prevent potential lawsuits happening its so moppy.
Buh?
That's pretty much mop bombs for you. (Not to be confused with the 'mop bomb' - a sexual move involving a broom handle and copious amounts of airborne faeces).