Morning

Morning. That time of the day again.

So, just a question but, have you ever woken up only to realise you're naked when you're sure that you put on your PJs but anyway, you have no clothes. So then... you get out of bed and look around the house only to find that THERE ARE NO CLOTHES IN YOUR HOUSE. You shrug. You laugh. You cry. You SCrEaM. You calm down. You decide to go to work. You go out your front door, only to find your best friend (who is male in this case) and your neighbour (also male) making out -note, this is unusual because for one, your best friend doesn't even know where you live, two, because your neighbour is married and three, because your neighbour doesn't even know your best friend (you made sure of this when you threatened his life and attempted to kill him, he didn't know your neighbour). You ignore this and get into your car. You then notice that there are very strange stains on your seat. You suddenly have a flashback!

FLASH BACK

"Hey, (insert name here)!" yells your best friend, arm around your neighbour. "Can I borrow your car for, uuh, personal reasons?"

"Yep, sure" You said.

In the car

Yeah... You're just gonna ignore those weird white stains. You start the car and drive out of the driveway. You glance over at your ex-best friend and think "well, at least my neighbour and my ex-best friend look cute together" then promptly vomit. You drive down the road at the normal speed of 200km/ph wondering why all the other cars are going so slowly. You're just about to avoid a truck when SHOCK! you haven't done your seatbelt up! You take your eyes away from the road and fumble with your seatbelt. You've almost got it on when CRASH! you hit the truck and fly out the front windowsheild. You flap your wings, trying to get as much distance as possible. This. Doesn't. Work. You land in a haystack outside of your work. You get up, brush the hay off and walk in. Suddenly, it hits you, literally, your speech that you were supposed to give in this mornings meeting just got thrown at you, hitting you squarely in the forehead. Kinda like that frisbee accident you had when you were 3. You know, your brother/sister were playing frisbee with you and you SWALLOWED IT. They never played frisbee again...ouch. Suddenly! your boss walks into the room and says "you thought you could get out of that meeting did you?!" So, you go with him to the meeting. You do your speech on gay sex to the Brothers and Sisters of Catolicia...and get fired. So, walk all 8000000km back to your house. Only to find your ex-best friend and neighbour in your bed. You sigh, get in, and let them do whatever they want to. You fall asleep later.

Yea, have YOU ever had a day like that?