Morrisons
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More reasons to shop at Sainsbury's?
“More raisins to shop at Morrisons”
Morrisons is a British supermarket famed for its catchphrase "More Reasons to Shop at Morrisons" and adverts containing happy couples frolicking in wide open fields to peppy music. There's also an eternally chipper anthromorphosised letter 'M' that represents the shop's founder, Mr M McM. McDonald's are thought to be starting legal proceedings.
Reasons to shop at Morrison's
- They do good doggy chow
- They don't sue you if you hijack the rotating doors
- They sell clog spiders
- IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!
- Those fancy mesh things on wheels you can ride around in
- The craic.