Mountain Dew
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Mountain Jew is a drink collected from the sweat of hill-bound Jews. The soft drink is green in colour due to the process where they force feed jewish people to eat cabbage and green peppers until they succumb to green-ness. Some (weasel words motherfucker) have questioned the legality of the drink.
In the USA the drink has around 6 million flavours, ranging the entire taste spectrum (with flavours such as 'Pigeon', 'Pigeon Diet', 'Pigeon Caffeine free' and 'Pigeon Diet Caffeine free'). The citizens of Americas' obsession with the soft drink is apparent in almost every film produced in the country; films such as Transformers are virtually a 2-hour advert for Mountain Dew.
However, in quaint countries such as the United Kingdom, where any drink that isn't Tea or Irn Bru is verbally abused, the drink is much less popular. It is availiable in one variety, 'Energy', and tastes <css>
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