Mouuuuurnful Sqeuuue

"I'm the poop!"

That's what the stand up comedian said, standing next to the highway. Screamed actually. He had tried to get jobs in comedy clubs, but nobody would hire him, so he stood next to the highway and screamed jokes at cars.

"I'm the poop! Am I right?"

He screamed this as a car rocketed past.

"Am I a woodchuck or a muffler?" He asked a convertible.

That's the question, isn't it?

A woman pulled over.

"I am going to put you in a plastic bag," she said to the fireman, who was a woodchuck.

She put him in a plastic bag and put him in the trunk of her car, which was moist.

The muffler caused this moistness.

The stand up comedian burst out laughing, and urinated a long stream across the highway, which was a horizontal line, and the windshields were christened with his wit.