Mr. Bean

Confiscated footage found on Mr Bean's camera.

Mr Bean was a very nice bloke as he once pulled off his face and injured 50 people with his giant pencil. He likes your children's children. He has a spot right on top of his nose which makes teddy bears horny.

He is a popular character in many movies and sitcoms, the most famous of which have been all of "The Matrix" films and Die Hard 4.