Mr Google

Google is a man who lives down the road. He has a lot of answers to things and has stacks of porn. Frankly I don't know how he can live with himself.

He just whores out these mags for free without any concern for the kiddies. Once I saw him even selling dog porn to overweight prostitutes. "How can you sink lower than that?" You may ask. Well he can.

Still... He's got what I want..