Mudcha

Mudcha is a popular beverage frequently served at Starbucks and other coffee shops. Mudcha is half coffee and half mud. Coffee alone often seems too cheerful for some of life's more dull and mediocre moments, so mixing mud in helps give the coffee a sense of realistic symbolism and irony.

So next time you're feeling like coffee just doesn't match your mood, don't hesitate to scoop some mud out of the nearest MUD puddle. Mix the mud in with the drink, and then you'll have a drink that nicely matches how you feel during some of life's less remarkable moments.

Digging through mud in search of jazz.