Mutant chickens will rule the world
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“Mutant chickens? Oh come on.”
~ André Breton on the subtleties of eloquence that have clearly been left out of this particular plot device
“They're Angry. They're Mutant. And This Time You're The Fry-Up!”
“I'm generically an area of noticeably less sun-damaged skin usually found where the bikini garments are worn upon the female form.”
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FingerFearsomeLickin'Leviathon-likeGoodGargantuans!!!”
“Yet another quote **sighs**”
“I am an excuse for a quote”
Listen! The end is near! Mutant chickens will rule the world! Created in a lab, of course in Japan, the simple animals found nuclear waste! Upon eating the slime they grew laser eyes and spikes and teeth!
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Soon they took over all major cities, state, and countries. They killed all the squirrels and had humans clean their toes! (Ewww.)
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Colonel Sanders came and turned them into KFC.