My nose itches BADLY
Yes, it really does! I woke up and then it felt like there was a sea sponge crawling around in my nose.
But there's one problem: I'm at the table!!!!
And if I touch my face at the table my mom goes Insane and then likes to beat my with a rainbow trout!!! I don't know what to do. But my nose itches SOOOOOO bad that I think the beating is worth it.
BUT WAIT!!!!!
Instead of a trout, she pulled out the CHAINSAW. I'm screwed. Forever. Unless I can getaway from the table. But that means eating... *shudder* Pizza!
I can't stand it! I just can't!
*picks nose*
NOOOOOOOOOO MMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
- Time for bed, boy! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*Starts chainsaw* Chainsaw: rrrrrrrrrrrr qne wwiee3n6 bqqnnqnqw rkkroe ewkw wwki ILIK3 6O EQWU 6OU QHQV3 OW OONE OF THIS NONSENS WHT DO OU AT LIKE THAT I HAV NONE OF TOUALOLEPENSI Me: oh hey a chainsaw... wait what are you doing with it NOOOOO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!