NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL YOU ARE

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HEY!

YOU!

OVER THERE!

YEAH, YOU!

NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!

YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS!

YOU'RE NOT COOL!

YOU DROPPED OUT OF YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL!

YOU SMELL BAD!

YOU NEVER SHOWER!

I CAN'T BE WITH YOU FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR!

WE ALL HATE YOU!

WE THINK YOU SUCK!

AND WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!

WE THINK YOU'RE DUMB,

POSSIBLY QUEER!

YOU HAVE NO SHOT WITH YOUR RAP CAREER!

YOU'RE IRRELEVANT!

FORGETTABLE AT MOST!

YOU ARE AS PLEASANT AS BLACKENED TOAST!

FORGET A MANSION!

AND AN AWESOME CAR!

BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!