Neil Armstrong

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Neil Armstrong is now known to have the same mathematical properties as Jesus Christ

“*CHHH* One small step for man *CH* one giant leap, for mankind”

- Lance Armstrong

“One small step for a madman, one giant leap for madmankind”

Neil Armstrong is an anagram for the following:

Who is Neil Armstrong? He is the illegitimate father of a Tour de France winning biker, Floyd Landis. Who'd you think I'd say?