Net Authority

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Net Authority is a site full of pornography, racism and illegal immigrants, and jelly beans. Created in 1492 by Whoopee Goldberg, it's sole purpose is to destroy all of the internet one website at a time by filling their tubes with delicious Jelly Bean extract.

Code of Authoritizing

  1. RESPECT OUR AUTHORI-TAH!
  2. RESPECT OUR AUTHORI-TAH!
  3. RESPECT OUR AUTHORI-TAH!
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