News

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Nearly Every Well-honed Simian can present the news.

The news is sewn. But it's the noose! North east west south.

  • Nicely Elucidating Worrisome Situations.
  • Never Examine What's Said.
  • Nasty Editors Warp Stories.
  • Not Eclectic, Wantonly Sensational.
  • Nags Encircle Web Sites.

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