Nicaragua (old man in picture frame)
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Dear Occupent, |
Thank you for your suggestions, they were very helpful, especially the part about Finland. |
- Are we going to collapse in a raging, swirling fireball? Like the summit?
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Dear Occupent, |
I'd just like to thank you again. Seriously. Those were extremely helpful suggestions. I just lapped them up. Like a dog with a bone. Bowl. You can't lap up a bone. |
- Oh...the gin?
- Hello class, today we're dissecting paper frogs.
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Dear Occupent, |
I am dead serious, man, I LOVED those suggestions, I was so touched by them that I actually made love to them. I don't really know how, or why, but I certainly did. They were excellent. |
- "Help wanted", said the sign that was dangling from her buttox.
- The nicaraguan translator mistranslated. He thought "Help wanted" meant "Mug me."
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Dear Occupent, |
MY GOD, these suggestions are just PHENOMENAL!!! I just reread them again, and they made me squeal with a delight I haven't felt in years! Years upon years! I feel young again!!! These suggestions may be the single greatest things I've ever been exposed to. |
- I PREDICTED THAT HTI SWOUWLD
- Document E was especially compelling. It was a tire, taped to a piece of paper. A rubber tire, with dead worm.
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Dear Occupent, |
To be perfectly honest, it would be a blatant injustice for me to thank you for these suggestions in words alone. Words cannot sum up the gratitude I am feeling to you right now, gratitude so deep I can feel it in not only my heart, it's spilling out of my heart into my liver and my spleen...in all honesty, if I didn't pay you at least three thousand dollars for these suggestions, I'd be comitting perhaps the greatest injustice of all time. Ever. You, sir, are a genius. |
- Charming....a neice. On the mantelpiece. 17 geese.
- ONCE UPON A TIME, A MAN OPENED A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER. AND DIED.
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Dear Occupent, |
Actually...your idea isn't really all that good. At all. Thanks anyway. |