Nick

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Nick is Nick. He Nicks all Nicks in Nickland. In Nicking, the Nicky Nick of Nick is not quite NICK but backwards Nick becomes kciN and then Nicks into Nick, who Nicks himself and becomes Nick.

Nick-nick-nick.

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NICK!

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Actually, I'm going to buy a Cornetto. A mint one.

Stuff you.