Nincompoopery

NO! NO! NO! For the last time, I like my eggs OVER EASY, not sunny-side-up!

There's a difference!?

YES!

What you just read was an excerpt from the hit television show Nincompoopery where our characters find themselves in everyday situations of nincompoopery.

Here's another scene:

Did you just drink my soda?

I don't think so... Wait, I did by accident...

Damnit! Now I need to get a new one.

Is there any humor in the show?

NO!

It's just a couple of nincompoops trying to make it through life. By the end of every episode, you'll be hoping that they don't succeed.

How many other shows can say that most audiences wish death upon the actors, producers, directors, cameramen, casting crews, key grips, best boys, catering companies, and their families?

Zero! (Assuming of course that The Big Bang Theory's ratings haven't climb over the 50% mark yet.)

This is TV gold!

So watch Nincompoopery, Tuesdays at 9 on FOX; the network that cancels good shows and continues to crank out the bad.