Noobspeak
N33bspk is a langwij invantd bai n00bz laic ursl3f (lma0 im fun3y) 2 c0munak8 wiv0ut u h33rin wat d3y r talk1n b0ut. M4in1y us3d as a c0ver up fawr d3re planzz 4 w0rld d0manati0n!!11 oh crpa i jsut t0ld u di3nt i!!!111!!1one plz d0 n@t te|| any0ne about 0ur pl@n 2 destr0ii the w0rlde..... k thx ttyl
histr3y
dis langwej wuz writt0n laic infinety bi11ion y33rs ago wen dey wuz n0 langwej only laic sien langwuj or s0m crap, s0 sum pretty cool guy writed it....... lol kk i g2g now..... im back sry i had 2 go tlt lol...... he writed laik 99999999 w0rds so dat dere wuz mawr fingz we cud sai 2 eech uva u kn0??!!1///1/1!!>!>one evrywun sh0d use dis langwej... o and btw wen we taic ovar da unaverse we will maic u sp33k laik dis so get uzd 2 it k thx. cuz its awersum!!!!11!!!1on1111!11eone1!1111
relayshunz 2 da noobs plan 2 taic ovar da y00neevers
yh uz newbs we gon taic ovar da universe uzing dis langwuj!!!11!!1one............... o crpa dont tell anyone that k thx!!111!!11 but srsly th0........ k..... the plan invulv uzing dis langwej, nd cuz werr so smart we uz dis langwej in publik and all th0 we lukk laic idiots in public sp33kin laic dis u kno, we kin still spk secrutly!!!1111!111 its waiii bett0r dan uzing a seecrut baise...... o w8 no its not, ima g0 tell da n00b mastor dat, brb k................................. O CRAP I TELD U DERE WUZ A NOOB MAST0R D0N TELL ANYONE K THX TTYL........................................
yh
yh so anywai u strat spkin lyk dis and u wil be awesome k thx