Now for my 200th article....
“Yes, this is my 200th [but not really because I forget to put articles I write on my articles page often].”
So this is my 200th article on Illogicopedia. Yay for me, I guess.
So that means I wasted so many hours to write 200 articles on a Wikipedia parody website.
When your edit count reaches 3,000 you know you have no life but this is just as bad.
So for my 200th article I decided to write a book of short stories; many of which are short articles that were never quite written.
So sit back. Relax. And enjoy the madness!
"Ummm"
- "Um... should we touch it?" John asked. "I dunno," replied Phillip who was still upset about being named Phillip. They had just stumbled upon a dead body. "Let's eat it," suggested John. "What the fuck?" asked Phillip. "I don't know... um... I was- uh- hungry," John replied. "You fucking cannibal. I can't believe this shit. Hell naw. Go eat that guy by yourself, I don't even care," said Phillip before walking away. "Damnit," said John, "I don't think I can eat all of this."
THE END
"B.A.R.F."
- "We are BARF; the Bad Ass Rebellion Force"
THE END
"So, um, you know that guy?"
Jimmy turned to Leslie (a guy) and said, "Say, you know that guy in the corner?" Leslie shrugged, "Which corner?" Jimmy was annoyed, "Uh, I dunno, the one with a fucking guy in it." "Well technically," started Leslie, "A guy cannot be in a corner. He can be next to one but not in one." Jimmy just gave up, "Fuck it. Why am I friends with you?" Leslie answered, "I don't know. Why are you?" "Okay," began Jimmy, "We're not friends anymore." "Fine....... Oh yeah, that guy in the corner is a child molester. We should probably get out of here."
THE END
"This article is destined to fail"
Uh-huh.
THE END
"Can I have a double quarter pounder with cheese, pleez?"
- "Yo, can I have a double quarter pounder with cheese, pleez?" "Um... this is Burger King."
THE END
Epilogue
The point of this article was to fail because that's my middle name on this site.
I hope you enjoyed this shiite and come back for more.
TO THE FAILMOBILE!!!
Box Office Review
“This article is shit and should be burned.”