Oh crap i dropped my ice cream.

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aawwwwwww i was enjoying it and all. i think im gonna cry. Hey will you buy me an ice cream?

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"can i have some ice-cream?" "what do you think this is, an ice-cream van? stupid twat."













Oh well.

that guy wasnt very nice. I wonder if that gay club over there sells ice-cream? oh, wait look! ice-cream van!

Huh?

The ice cream van just turned into a mango. hang on now its a 15-foot kitten. ahhh cute likul kitty with massive pointy teeth and foot long claws.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THERES ONLY ONE THING LEFT!

i must use the ancient matial art of running-away. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

damn.

there was a wall behind me.owww...

OOOOOO!

this place is strange. its kinda spherical and theres funny liquid dissolving my legs. HELP IM IN THE CATS STOMACH!!!

And then the cat sneezed.

*ACHOOO!*

weeeeee! im flying! i belive i can fly! i belive i can touch the..*THUD* Stupid...tree...*collapses*

THE END

or is it...

ACTUALLY, IT IS

bugger.





NOTE:This page has been created by----|File:Funny.png|Jojo RandomiseIm just plain Quackers!|File:Duck flag.jpg 15:22, 13 Jeremy 2008 (UTC). If you edit it the cabbages will kill you!!!