Old moss

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Ew. Old moss. How gross.

The stuff is just... just... old. I mean, how... gross!

Blechy poo poo! Mommy, I want to go wash my hands once I see the stuff! It's like I just want to... to... puke! It's gross mommy! Green and dirty and brown... YECH!!! It's like a dead monkey who is covered in... in... applesauce cake! Speakin of which, mommy, what is a lapdance?

"Hank, I thinks it's about time we go!"

Ok, Mommy!

Now can I have my frozen spoon to suck on?